Why do they always open inwards? I went into one the other day in an ironically spacious bar only to find that i had to get in tune with my inner Spiderman-like abilities and clamber like a professional mountain climber tackling a particularly tricky crevasse (Watch it!) with my hands and legs, A framed like an extra from a Village People video just to finally close the door and be left in peace to make a clay chair leg or two.
How fat people get in or out is anyone's guess but i bet it would make for a pretty fucking funny section on You've been Framed if shown to the masses.
At work i use the disabled toilet. Frown all you like but it opens out and I can walk in with dignity and leave with dignity albeit a little lighter.
A Man's toilet is his castle, so don't make me have to attepmt several tantric yoga positions just to take a dump.
Toilet cubicle makers...sort your shit (ters) out.
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